pandalot: frostyclyde: so my mom bought some crab and she wasn’t ready to cook them yet so i put…

pandalot:

frostyclyde:

so my mom bought some crab and she wasn’t ready to cook them yet

so i put them on the ground and yelled “BE FREE MY FELLOW CRUSTACEANS.” and they raised their claws like this

I AM THE CRAB LORD

with these claws we will destroy

and with these claws we will rebuild

AND WE WILL RAISE OUR CLAWS ABOVE US 

COLD SHELLS SHINING IN THE SUN

WITH THESE CLAWS THAT WILL NOT BLEED

MY FATHER’S BATTLE WILL BE WON

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